IT WAS A WEDDING FOR THE AGES. [Kurr, Sparky, Bridhe and mountaintops]

[23:16:22 21/09/10] xsparky : Hm-Hmmm.*Pulling live eels from pockets and applying to mass amount of stabwounds*
[23:16:5221/09/10] BewilderMe : *Disgustedand horrified*
[23:19:48 21/09/10] xsparky : *Beforebeing engulfed in a great tornado of sparkles and rainbows andoptimism and there's an ice-cream truck tune playing before all hismagically healed and the eels sprout little golden wings and screamlike a burning orphanages and melting nuns and fly off towards theeast* Praise cod! owo *pranceprance*
[23:20:15 21/09/10] @ Kurr : ....
[23:20:28 21/09/10] @ Kurr : CANWE GET MARRIED?
[23:20:30 21/09/10] @ Kurr : RIGHTHERE
[23:20:34 21/09/10] @ Kurr : RIGHTNOW? D8<
[23:20:40 21/09/10] BewilderMe : .. .
[23:20:55 21/09/10] BewilderMe : WHYDON'T YOU TWO JUST DIE?!
[23:21:08 21/09/10] @ Kurr : BECAUSEUNLIKE YOU
[23:21:09 21/09/10] xsparky : SURE,HON. CAN WE SUMMON A MOUNTAIN TOP, THOUGH? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GETMARRIED ON A MOUNTAIN TOP.
[23:21:16 21/09/10] @ Kurr : WEBELIEVE IN THE POWER OF LOVE.
[23:21:29 21/09/10] @ Kurr : I'LLFUKKIN SUMMON THAT SHIT UP
[23:21:30 21/09/10] @ Kurr : LIKE
[23:21:40 21/09/10] @ Kurr : LIKEBAM. *and BAM. THERE THE FUCK IT IS*
[23:21:41 21/09/10] xsparky : LOVEEE.*throwing glitter. Oh god. Where did the glitter come from*
[23:21:53 21/09/10] xsparky : SHIT.MOUNTAIN. IM IMPRESS.ED.
[23:22:42 21/09/10] @ Kurr : *RIPSOFF CLOTHES. THERE IS A WEDDING DRESS BENEATH. WELL PLANNED THISMORNING I GUESS*
[23:23:13 21/09/10] BewilderMe : *ISOFFICIATING THIS SHIT*
[23:23:19 21/09/10] BewilderMe : *ANDTHERE IS RANDY CAKE*
[23:23:26 21/09/10] BewilderMe : *HEMADE IT HIMSELF WITH SPECIAL ICING*
[23:23:44 21/09/10] @ Kurr : *ALSODRAWS A BOOMBOX FROM BENEATH HER SKIRT. NOW BON JOVI IS BLASTING OVERTHE MOUNTAIN TOPS*
[23:23:45 21/09/10] xsparky : *RIPSOFF CLOTHES. THERE IS...* URH. *PUTS CLOTHES BACK ON.*
[23:24:08 21/09/10] xsparky : *OHRANDY CAKE YOU ARE SPECIAL AND SO BEAUTIFULL*
[23:24:43 21/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : Ihear there's a wedding going on
[23:25:02 21/09/10] BewilderMe : WEARE GATHEH'D HERE T'DAY ON THIS HERE GLOHRIOUS OCCASION
[23:25:06 21/09/10] @ Kurr : LOOKAT OUR WEDDING ANGIE IT'S SO HOT AND THE CAKE IS SEXY AND NOW I'MTRYING TO PATCH UP MY NAKED HUSBAND-WIFE'S WARDROBE MALFUNCTION*
[23:25:17 21/09/10] BewilderMe : T'WEDTHESE TUH FUCKTARDS IN HOLY MATRIOMONY
[23:25:35 21/09/10] xsparky : HEYYYYBE MY BEST MAN BE MY BEST MAN
[23:25:46 21/09/10] BewilderMe : STOPGROPIN' YER SPOUCE T-BE AND STAND STILL Y'VARMINT!
[23:26:03 21/09/10] BewilderMe : AN'LEARN HOW T'FUCKIN' SPELL CYNDY
[23:26:08 21/09/10] BewilderMe : FUCK.
[23:26:08 21/09/10] @ Kurr : *NODS.SO SOLEMN. SO BEAUTIFUL. THE REVEREND ALWAYS DID HAVE A MAGIC WAYWITH WORDS* |,,C
[23:26:31 21/09/10] xsparky : *ISSO BEAUTIFULL* :'D
[23:26:33 21/09/10] BewilderMe : DOY'WANNA FUCK THIS BITCH UNTIL IT SEZ UNCLE?
[23:26:45 21/09/10] @ Kurr : IDO. 8|
[23:26:50 21/09/10] @ Kurr : 8,,|
[23:27:07 21/09/10] @ Kurr : *SOROMANTIC. WORDS LIKE AND ANGEL*
[23:27:08 21/09/10] BewilderMe : KISSYER BITCH, YER MARRIED.
[23:27:13 21/09/10] BewilderMe : LET'SFUCK A CAKE.
[23:27:59 21/09/10] @ Kurr : *LICKSSPARKY'S LEFT EYEBROW* P8
[23:28:05 21/09/10] xsparky : YES'M.*SO FAB. SO FAB.* 8'D
[23:28:1021/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : whata beautiful service :'D
[23:28:12 21/09/10] xsparky : *SWOON*
[23:29:13 21/09/10] @ Kurr : *CARRIESSWOONING SPOUSETHING OVER TO THE CAKE*
[23:29:32 21/09/10] @ Kurr : WEGOT CAKE LET'S FUKKIN GET OBESE ON THIS DAMN SEXY SHIT, MMHM. <3
[23:29:42 21/09/10] @ Kurr : *TOSSINTO THE UPPERMOST LAYER*
[23:29:58 21/09/10] BewilderMe : *snapsshut his "bible", a worn copy of penthouse with cardboardtaped to the front and back cover*
[23:30:03 21/09/10] xsparky : YOUALWAYS SAY JUST THE RIGHT THING, HUNNNY. *ROLLING IN CAKE LAYER*
[23:30:30 21/09/10] @ Kurr : DARNTOOTIN'.
[23:30:3121/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : somuch love, such a happy couple C:
[23:30:51 21/09/10] BewilderMe : Y'wannagit married, Angie?
[23:30:52 21/09/10] @ Kurr : ....
[23:30:56 21/09/10] BewilderMe : Ikin do another on, free.
[23:30:58 21/09/10] @ Kurr : IHAVE TO GO.
[23:31:04 21/09/10] BewilderMe : GETOUTTA HERE
[23:31:14 21/09/10] BewilderMe : GO
[23:31:16 21/09/10] BewilderMe : GETYOUR FOOD
[23:31:23 21/09/10] xsparky : DAMMITTHIS IS MY SHORTEST MARRIAEGE EVER. IM KEEPING THE CAKE.
[23:31:23 21/09/10] @ Kurr : WE'LLHAVE THE RECEPTION AND THE WEDDING..BEDDING, THE WED BED, THE HURRDUUR HUURRRR------YES I AM.
[23:31:28 21/09/10] BewilderMe : I'LLIMPREGNANTE YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND-THING
[23:31:54 21/09/10] @ Kurr : *SUMMONSCONRAD*
[23:32:04 21/09/10] @ Kurr : ANDNOW I GO TO GET ME SOME GOOD EATIN'S.
[23:32:30 21/09/10] @ Kurr : ......YOUBEST NOT IMPREG MY SPRAK.
[23:32:32 21/09/10] @ Kurr : 'CAUSE
[23:32:35 21/09/10] @ Kurr : 'CAUSE
[23:32:42 21/09/10] @ Kurr : Iam a sensitive soul.
[23:32:46 21/09/10] @ Kurr : 8,,,|
[23:32:51 21/09/10] @ Kurr : ....
[23:33:02 21/09/10] xsparky : OH:'D Defending me honour. I shall have nuddin' under me prinny but foryouuu, loyverrr!
[23:33:2521/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : pffffft
[23:33:3621/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : youguys are wonderful :'D
[23:33:47 21/09/10] BewilderMe : ...
[23:33:49 21/09/10] BewilderMe : WELLSHIT