The Docks. At Dawn. [why is this even.]

It's 5:30 in the morning and it seems like a great idea to post this.

Roric---and Brekken and Picman. This doesn't belong. There's....no reason for this encounter to exist. Oh my god. If this is too dumb and in the way, someone just delete this, for serious. Awake forever. Everything seems like a good idea. Awesome.


[04:48:13 03/12/10] xsparky : Io'm da bes' 'ealer. Nar'shi', b'y, Io shoul' ge' a roigh' certifica'e or sumtione.
[04:48:31 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *skdfnjsk just chillin', Why dude. Why. Why are you even*
[04:49:01 03/12/10] xsparky : Wai'. S'range charm loike roigh' dyin' or 'Praise cod Io'm h'alive!'...urh..
[04:49:36 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *raises a brow, smirking* ....a certificate of healing.
[04:50:16 03/12/10] @ Kurr : Well if that's how things are done nowadays I guess THAT'LL explain the corruption in hospitals for you~
[04:50:21 03/12/10] xsparky : Aye. Io'mma 'ang eh h'up ehn d'ber'. DEN LO'WILL ROIGH' KNOW. O' ME SMAR'S.
[04:50:31 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *hip cocked, takes a swig of beer*
[04:51:02 03/12/10] xsparky : Naw, b'y, won' be bar'ospi'al. Be me li'ehn room. S'where we kee' dem eel's 'n shi', luh.
[04:51:23 03/12/10] @ Kurr : ....you keep eels in your room.
[04:51:33 03/12/10] xsparky : wow. So many words missed there. Roric is dying it seems.
[04:52:13 03/12/10] xsparky : Yeah, sure, kee' ehm h'ou'sio'n da bloo'ie gulls ge'a ehm. Or dem turrs, luh.
[04:52:38 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *looks thoughtful* ....haven't heard of THAT....particular fetish before....uh. Eels. Special. Yeah. <3
[04:53:38 03/12/10] xsparky : *bird hand sign is going with thi-* Uh. Wo'. NAW, STO' BE'ENROIGH'GOWDY, LUH. S'FER. 'EALIN'. LUH.
[04:54:11 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *leaning on his motorcycle, CRUSHING THAT POOR STEED WITH HIS MASSIVE GIRTH, picking at his teeth with a bone. Thoughtfully. Just watchin' dem purdy faggits. <3*
[04:54:59 03/12/10] @ Kurr : ...healing. Yeah. No. I get it hon. It's okay. <3 *little arm pat*
[04:55:09 03/12/10] @ Kurr : .........
[04:55:12 03/12/10] @ Kurr : B|
[04:55:23 03/12/10] @ Kurr : Who the HELL is that creepin'?
[04:55:24 03/12/10] xsparky : *Motorcyle. Thinks your so cooool, dont you b'y. Man. I have a skii-doo.* we're gonna race. *its been decided in his head*
[04:55:48 03/12/10] xsparky : ...some b'y h'on a roigh' mo'erbi'e, eh.
[04:56:10 03/12/10] @ Kurr : .....
[04:56:15 03/12/10] xsparky : *Maybe this one is blind so I better be caption obvious :I Y'know.*
[04:56:48 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *smiles sweetly at Roric, brows raised* ...hanging your smarts on the wall. They should put a little "Most Observant" stamp on it too.
[04:56:49 03/12/10] xsparky : 'n Io'm gonna race ehm la'er. >|
[04:56:51 03/12/10] @ Kurr : Seriously.
[04:56:57 03/12/10] @ Kurr : Nothing gets by you.
[04:57:15 03/12/10] xsparky : ..Yuh t'ink d'ey'd h'add a'?
[04:57:16 03/12/10] @ Kurr : Beer? <3 *offers*
[04:57:19 03/12/10] xsparky : Farou'. 8D
[04:57:25 03/12/10] xsparky : T'anks!
[04:57:31 03/12/10] xsparky : *yesss beer*
[04:58:35 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *Racin'. Hell yeah. Imma race the fuck outta shit. I accept your challenge. Silently in brackets. As I belch casually and scratch my stomach with a groan*
[04:58:55 03/12/10] @ Kurr : No problem~!
[04:59:22 03/12/10] @ Kurr : [[ sob. Picman. You classy animal, you. :,,I
[04:59:49 03/12/10] xsparky : *Oh its on, then. By the docks. At dawn. In brackets glare and motivational time skip montage of serious ski-doo training.*
[04:59:54 03/12/10] xsparky : (( the classiest XD
[05:00:00 03/12/10] @ Kurr : So what's your name, Eels? <3
[05:00:39 03/12/10] xsparky : S'no'eels! Naawwww, IO'M A ROIGH' KEATS. 8D Roric, b'y. 'N yuhs? Wheresyuhlongs'a, eh?
[05:00:43 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *it is done. I'll attach buoys or floatation devices to my bike and I will be good to go*
[05:01:45 03/12/10] xsparky : *Im not sure why we are doing this on the water we are both driving land things. But y'know. MORE EXTREME. We should light the finish line on fire, too, for good measure*
[05:03:18 03/12/10] @ Kurr : Roric? Good meeting you Roric---I'm Brekken Dam'on. <3
[05:03:43 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *and wow, jeez Kurr, THAT ACCENT. LOOKIN' SO PRETENTIOUS., WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT*
[05:04:31 03/12/10] xsparky : Breakin' Denim. *why would you break jeans and why would your parents name you after such a skill*
[05:04:58 03/12/10] xsparky : Brekkkeeenn Damon. 'Eavydu'ee, b'y.
[05:04:59 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *I agree. You down for some shark-infested waters too? Seems like a good addition if ask me. We'll totally survive this test of manliness unscathed you and I*
[05:05:29 03/12/10] @ Kurr : ....
[05:05:54 03/12/10] xsparky : *Sharks needs lasors on thier heads. Seagulls will also be carrying tiny sniper rifles, because they are canadian. ...uh. yeah. sure, b'y. I'll bring the eels just in case, though.*
[05:06:23 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *snorts* Just Brekken's fine. Man where are you even FROM your accent is like.....
[05:06:34 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *totally NOT the ghetto, yo*
[05:07:51 03/12/10] xsparky : BREKKEN, B'Y, NOW YUHS KNOWS IO'M A ROIGH'FISH, LUH. BILLYGALE. YEAH, B'Y. S'RA'FROMD'ROCK, EH.
[05:07:57 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *Each sniper rifle weilding seagull is mounted to a larger sniper rifle that is launched from catapults run by fire-retardant Yeti king-fu masters*
[05:08:12 03/12/10] xsparky : Bu' luh, b'y, yuh go' a roigh' charm s'well, eh? Yeahhh, b'y.
[05:08:52 03/12/10] @ Kurr : .....man, hon.
[05:08:56 03/12/10] @ Kurr : You and the fish.
[05:09:15 03/12/10] @ Kurr : You just can't escape it, can you? *smirks, grabs another beer* <3
[05:10:23 03/12/10] xsparky : *Pft. I...I think we might have already been doomed for failure at the racing bit. I dunno, man. But I guess we might as well add in the assasain seals with little shanking knifes*
[05:11:10 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *....it's the perfect touch*
[05:11:26 03/12/10] xsparky : *snorts* Wo'? Why'd yuh wanna h'escape fish? No b'y loikes a roigh' we'aul, meson.
[05:12:23 03/12/10] xsparky : *They cant actually hold knifes in thier flippers. Everything will be ducktaped. Will be beautifull sight. Entire race, Im sure.*
[05:13:46 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *laughs <3* Escape the fish? Dear GAWD, what're they the goddamn fuzz now---
[05:14:12 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *RISES UP OFF OF BIKE*
[05:14:24 03/12/10] @ Kurr : B/;;
[05:14:35 03/12/10] @ Kurr : ......
[05:14:42 03/12/10] xsparky : Fuzz, b'y...? Uh. Io dun' t'ink fuzzy fish roigh' gud fer h'eai- *bikerdude is moving*
[05:14:56 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *points to Roric. Then back at himself*
[05:15:15 03/12/10] @ Kurr : .....th'docks. At dawn.
[05:15:18 03/12/10] xsparky : . . .
[05:15:25 03/12/10] @ Kurr : B]
[05:15:30 03/12/10] xsparky : *Chugs rest of beer before dropping it at his side*
[05:15:32 03/12/10] @ Kurr : Ah'll be waiting.
[05:15:39 03/12/10] xsparky : Ehs h'on.
[05:16:10 03/12/10] @ Kurr : Glad to hear it. <3
[05:16:39 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *WHIPS OUT HIS GOLDEN BIRDCAGE*
[05:16:52 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *SLAMS IT OVER HIS OWN HEAD AND MOUNTS HIS BIKE*
[05:17:15 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *and looks slowly dramatically over his shoulder, opening the little door*
[05:17:19 03/12/10] @ Kurr : .... B]
[05:17:42 03/12/10] xsparky : ...
[05:18:13 03/12/10] @ Kurr : I lahk you. I trust I shall not be dis'pointed.
[05:18:23 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *AND HE REVS THE ENGINE*
[05:18:31 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *AND SPEEDS OFF INTO THE NIGHT*
[05:18:49 03/12/10] @ Kurr : ...
[05:19:13 03/12/10] @ Kurr : ........okay, what.
[05:19:26 03/12/10] xsparky : ...urh. *watches, looks to Brekken, then back to distant nothing now*
[05:20:32 03/12/10] @ Kurr : ...
[05:20:42 03/12/10] xsparky : Noice mee'ehn yuh, Brekken, b'y. Io. Uh. Go'aa go roigh' darn me ski-doo fer a roigh' det'race loike. :|;;
[05:20:54 03/12/10] @ Kurr : ...
[05:21:18 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *grins* Eh----goodluck with that hon. You have fun with that. <3
[05:21:59 03/12/10] xsparky : *and then with nothing dramatically awesome at all Keats ambles slowly into the distance. And by distance I mean a few feet, before realizing its the other way and then passes Brekken again before leaving* :|;; T'anks.
[05:22:18 03/12/10] @ Kurr : *picks up his leftover beer and saunters off, giving a little wave* Ciao Roric. <3