Dez's Crud

ASDGHASGD REAL REPLY TO THIS NOW

MARDUK SKETCHES YES YES YES oh god I just tried to type his name as 'Marluk' I TOLD YOU IT WOULD STICK ;____; but aaaah. NOW I CAN DO PROPER ART OF HIM MAYBE *___* w-what exactly does his biker tat look like though hhh i want to draw that...



I LOVE SATEROPILE SO MUCH OH MY GOD OH GOD THE DOGS ARE SO HAPPY rolling and piling and yawning asdghasdg words cannot describe how much that picture makes me grin i think i am going to print it actually I LOVE YOU *_____*

...it also amuses me that it looks like he stole chauvin's eyepatch I AM SURE MARLUKE WOULD NOT BE PLEASED BY THAT AT ALL

@Mythee: Wesley's supposed to have a biiit more weigth on him than I drew there but yeah I like trying to vary my characters at least some but I FAIL so badly FIFTY GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE JACK, HIIII.


@ Sophia: OH GOD dude the glyphs at the bottom spell out Marduk in bastardized Cuneiform and there would be three glyphs on either side of the cross in the middle of his chest DAMN HE IS SO MUCH MORE IMMODEST THAN LUKE just because he's a Taiko drummer adsfsdf shirtless, shirtless sdahsds you do not have to art him dfhafjaf I COULDN'T MAKE THE TATS WORK AT ANY RATE SO YOU CAN JUST

do... whateverr.... if you do afgsgfg



SATEROPILE HAS TAKEN ME DAYS AND DAYS TO ACHIEVE aaaagh glad you like glad you like yes I bet he stole the eyepatch though or maybe just copied Chauvin because he thought it was a good idea.

he wants that pariah to stop moving it is his leg rest and it won't stop moving.

OMG.

THE TOOTH PUPPY.

THE TINY ONE.

UNDER HIS ARM KINDA.


vbxjvbjxcvb jvxcv jxcvxj <3 <3 <3

I---OH GOD. WANT TO STEAL ONE AND TAKE IT HOME AND HOPE SATERONEVERFINDSMEOHLORDY


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COULD THIS BE A PART OF THE CAST LIST....?

Yes I created two guys solely for the comic. LET'S PLAY THE "GUESS WHO'S CANNON FODDER" GAME. I promise it's harder than Star Trek.

I AM IN THE PROCESS OF EVENTUALLY DRAWING EVERYONE'S DIRGE CHARACTERS.
And I'm trying to ACTUALLY do a good job of it for fucking once

Except I promise promise I'll do a better one of Sere.



Soggy & Doggy. Just sayin'



A Russian.



God damnit do you know I CHEERED when I FINALLY got him to look like CHAUVIN? And now I'm displeased with this again.



oh dear lord what is THAT-- IS THAT A CUTE MASCOT CHARACTER? FUCK FUCK FUCK FU--



and eeeeeh. eeeeeeeh. I will post this here too.



Luke/Marduk as of the Comic!Dirgeverse.

LIKE I SAID. EVENTUALLY EVERYONE WILL BE DRAWN AT LEAT ONCE SOMEWHERE.









other stufffffff

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GOOD GOD DAMN I AM DIGGING THIS ART. oh god oh god especially corosa I REALLY LIKE THE WAY YOU DRAW HIM ;__; especially his hair awww it's so fluffy s-soggy and doggy OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING BRB DEAD FOREVER new canon names get

you YOUUU YOU drew chistyakov's eyes/general expression the way i envision them but can't ever draw myself how did you even STEALING THIS FOR REFERENCE

also sdghsag NO THAT'S A PERFECT CHAUVIN HOLY CRAP. YOUR EFFORTS HAVE PAID OFF. ;^; i am sorry he is suck a dick to draw CHAUVIN WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE

O^O nik get out of here you are so clueless and huge-eyed and nazarov is the most disappointed WAIT WHAT WHY IS HE THE MASCOT WHO VOTED FOR THIS

I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS


MARLUKE MARLUKE MARLUKE *__* oh gosh I keep trying to draw him and keep failing miserably with his eyes but nnnoooooooo why do you do this dez now i am a sad. SEPIA COLORS + DEAD COWBOYS + DEAD BIKERS I AM THE SADDEST.



the toothdogs are so stupidly adorable EVEN IF THAT ONE DROOLS A LOT why do they have to eat people, can't they just pretend everyone is satero and roll around with all people ever. except atticus 'cause he's stuck in his wheelchair AND A FAUST he doesn't get rolly funtimes. >:T >:TTTT

THEY ALL JUST HAPPENED TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE IS ALL, LIKE I TRIED TO KEEP THEM GROUPED. D%

And now presenting the ADVENTURES OF SOGGY AND DOGGY dammit I am stil angry with them for indirectly causing Chauvin's death okay I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS. So. They get new names.

... WH. REALLY? I... didn't mean to I was just like subtle smile huh IT'S LIKE TRISTAN ONLY RUSSIAN AND WITH TWO EYES.

JerkjerkjerkjerkFRENCHMANjerk >BI <333 Glad I got him right dude.

It just kinda happened that way okay ]%

I am sorry I am sorry I AM SORRY. FOR HIS EYES AND THE SAD AND NIK.

sadghasgdhasdg i am the angriest at soggy and doggy and the only way i can cope with all this UNSPEAKABLE ANGER is to imagine chauvin haunting the fuck out of sateeeeedoggy after he dies

KICKING HIS DOGS

HIDING HIS PUPPIES

RAGING AT HIS EYEPATCH "you dick you dick that's MINE how did you even get that you put that back where it BELONGS"



YOU BETTER BE SORRY FOR THE SAD you better be you better beasgdhasdg ;___; nooo marluke your eyes aren't quite the right color that just makes all the difference sob NOOOOO ghostluke

Peppy? PEPPY?!!! WHAT IS THIS, I WANT IT, OH WOW OMG. xDDDD

And awww, I love all the people [MASCOT NIK, WHY YOU BEIN' SO CUTE, EEEE~ x3] and LUKE'S LOOKIN' ALL SMILEY AND HANDSOME ON HIS TAN PAPER THERE, YES SIR. <3

hehe... Soggy and Doggy... I like them!

AND NOW for some other stuff let's see.



I told you I'd do a better Sere SGHSGSHJH that is probably the best thing I have ever drawn, right there. Also Cyrus and Caddie.



I have no idea what's going on here except Chauvin pulled some bottle of whiskey out of the crater-lake. FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH WHATEVER.

HJLF;ASHDFLAGSDHAFLSD AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME YOU ALREADY KNOW MY FEELINGS ON THIS! <3<3<3<3


HERE IS THE CONVERSATION I IMAGINE THEM HAVING.

Luke: Have fun?
Chauvin: Don't you say a fuckin word Luke! At least I got the goddamn booze
Luke: Well, you ARE the one who threw it in there.
Chauvin: I was drunk it seemed logical at the time!

Or... something XD

EXCEPT CHAUVIN DOESN'T CUSS but yeah something like that probably.

Luke cusses more than Chauvin I think even if he uses milder words it's more frequent 8I

BUT YES SANKYU INKIES.

Derp oh right I think I've been cussing more for characters lately based on the ones I've been playing in the C-box *glares at Cyrus and Sanders*

SDGHASDGH THIS HAS CHEERED ME UP SO MUCH I AM SO HAPPY

oh my god i love the way you draw chauvin i cannot stop laughing THIS IS SO ADORABLE. *^* that first panel the SPLAT one and his :T-face oh god i think i'm going to icon that one CAN I ICON THAT ONE i am slain ALL OF THESE FACES SLAY ME i am SO DIGGING luke's >:] in that last panel bawwww that's right luke you judge him you judge the HELL outta him



HAHAHAHAHAHA I read Ink's interpretation and then I looked at the page again and now it seems like that is EXACTLY what is going on way to go Chauvin. although my first thought was actually "Luke did you throw that bottle in there, are you teaching Chauvin how to FETCH"

I AM GLAD YOU ARE CHEERED UP FFFFFF HEARTS FOR SOPHIAAAAAA D%

ffff the splat face was the most fun to do. the MOST. And Luke is TOTALLY judging him.


Actually making him play fetch is probably the most likely thing IF I THROW THIS IN... WILL HE FOLLOW IT...?

Apparently the answer is YES. CHAUVIN WILL CHASE THE BOOZE.

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Serafina is AMAIZING!! And Cyrus looks really old!! And, and....PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTAWESOME.

SERE LOOKS HELLA AMAZING AND SO DOES THE BEGINNING OF THAT COMIC WHAAA <333 *LOVES* Nyarrrrr so full of awesome ;v;

That Serafina is soooo awesome owo

And great comic, too XD I love everyones interpretation. The expressions are love, too. 'Specially Chauvin's face in that first bit XD Awesome

MERINSKI In the Toothdog cape Luke gave him.

Jack needs a bath

JOQUAMO/JO, aka France.

Ashke will eat a Shark Whole

Theo is unsure.

Paige is HAPPY before he gets half eaten by dawgs )%

Toof!Roric

Tiny Hacker Bitch CB

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LOOK AT MER IN HIS BADASS NEW SHIT, AND AND YIKAI SO CUTE, AND GODDAMN FRANCE, AND IT'S---/COLOR-CODED/ AND DERP, FFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

<3 <3 <3

Yeah! Yikai is so adorable. x3 And Mer's toothdog pelt is super badass. And I just remembered the question Jib had for you. xD

WHY DOESN'T JIB ASK ME D% ?


also thank you lot Cx

sdgegfde. There are too many awesome things I dont know where to startttt ;w;

Awesome Jack expression and Paige 'n Theo 'n lolwholeshark 'n cute Yikai 'nnnn </continues mindless ramble of too much good on one page to comment goodly>

fff. And Toof!Roric <3