Memorable quotes thread

[02:06:38] DaJiboo : [[ OMG THE BEST BEANIE EVAR http://www.foundshit.com/knitted-beard-beanie/
[02:06:40] YanniMorePlz : ((MY GUN IS NOT LOADED WITH BULLETS, ITS LOADED WITH CRAYONS
[02:06:53] Tiffykins : (hihi
[02:06:53] YanniMorePlz : ((OMG DO WANT
[02:07:01] ZygomaticProcess : ((HAHAHA that beard xD))
[02:07:08] YanniMorePlz : ((I CANNOT TO GROW MY OWN MANLY BEAR, I THINK IM NOW STUCK IN ALL CAPS
[02:07:28] BewilderMe : [[ I CAN'T GROW BEARS EITHER
[02:07:30] YanniMorePlz : YOU WILL NOT TOUCH IT AGAIN IF ICAN HELP IT *SQUIRMING FREE NOW K THX*
[02:07:33] BewilderMe : [[ THEY KEEP BITING MY FACE

[17:51:47] Raccoon Recon : COME ON, MANG. EVEN BEN FRANKLIN HAD A FRENCH VENEREAL DISEASE
[17:52:01] Raccoon Recon : All the cool kids have one
[17:52:28] xsparky : All the cool founding fathers have one. hmm.
[17:52:48] xsparky : WELL HOT DAMN IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR FRANKLIN.
[17:54:20] Raccoon Recon : ... somewhere, in the big celestial Monticello, Thomas Jefferson slowly shakes his head in disapproval
[17:54:42] Raccoon Recon : AND THEN ALL HIS BASTARD CHILDREN RUN BY AND HIS IMAGE IS RUINED DURP

Sometimes I think there is something terribly wrong with us....

[04:17:04] @ CenturioSenex : ishi just
accidentally said "ass-bleedy colors" instead of "eye-bleedy colors" 8I
[04:17:32] BewilderMe : ASS-BLEEDING IS NOT
GOOD. It's like, super gay rainbow or something
[04:17:54] xsparky : WHY IS YOUR ASS
BLEEDING RAINBOWS.
[04:18:33] BewilderMe : BECAUSE I SHOVED A
UNICORN UP THER

[14:45:46] @ Kurr : WE GORE CORN

[17:16:48] Dark_Requiem : I sucks

[17:16:53] Dark_Requiem : it*

[17:17:12] BewilderMe : Ffff

[17:17:27] YanniMorePlz : i cant unread that statement

[19:24:42] @ Kurr : THERE WAS IT THAT ONE where karlyel is being creepy he's always creppy i need not creepy peope

[19:24:50] @ Kurr : ...

[19:24:53] @ Kurr : wow.

[19:24:56] @ CenturioSenex : you never spell his name right

[19:24:59] @ CenturioSenex : Ever

[19:25:18] @ Kurr : HE DESERVES IT, HE'S AN ASSHOLD

[16:29:23] YanniMorePlz : OH GOD ... *runs off and beats head against refrigerator until it produces meat which he eats raw*

[13:26:19] BewilderMe : Bridhe almost came out at my husband earlier
[13:26:28] @ Kurr : OH GOD
[13:26:33] @ Kurr : How ? 8,,D
[13:26:35] BewilderMe : while we were trying to run errands
[13:26:38] BewilderMe : IT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY BED
[13:26:40] BewilderMe : BAD
[13:26:43] BewilderMe : FUCK BAD
[13:26:44] BewilderMe : FFFFF

[00:46:23] @ InkAbyss : ((Lol Jack is in room? XD
[00:46:46] @ Kurr : [[ jack and chaz are on the roof :3
[00:46:48] Raccoon Recon : ((Jack and Chaz are on the fire escape
[00:46:50] @ CenturioSenex : (( Jack is outside with Chaz
[00:46:56] Raccoon Recon : ((FFFFF
[00:47:00] @ CenturioSenex : (( HIVEMIND. IN TECHNICOLOR

[07:11:38] @ CenturioSenex : *also, HOW IS HE NOTICING LUKE'S BUTT? Luke is bringing up the rear of the party*

[07:11:59] Raccoon Recon : ((MAGICAL QUEERS

[07:12:14] BewilderMe : [[ Rear-view mirrors

[07:12:20] DaJiboo : [[ Ass-o-vision

[07:12:21] @ CenturioSenex : (( PARASCOPES

[07:12:37] @ Kurr : [[ KALEIDOSCOPES

[07:12:40] DaJiboo : [[ the medical term is an Anuscope. It exists

[07:12:46] Raccoon Recon : ((ASSOSCOPES



[07:13:06] BewilderMe : [[ THAT'S FOR LOOKING IN THE ASS, NOT AT THE ASS

LSFDHALSHASBFGKLASB;df Bob is embarrassed XDDD

Perhaps I should've gone to bed earlier last night....


[05:51:33] BewilderMe is
Disconnected on Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:51 am

[05:51:33] Raccoon Recon : oh god

[05:51:41] Raccoon Recon : UH LATE GOOD NIGHT

[05:52:26] @ InkAbyss : ME AS WELL

[05:52:31] @ InkAbyss : FOR LATE GOODNIGH

[05:52:37] @ InkAbyss : T

[05:52:56] @ InkAbyss : T IS SLOW IT IS FAT
LOOK AT IT'S TWO FAT ARMS IT CAN'T EVEN TOUCH ITS SIDES

[05:53:07] Raccoon Recon : fsajhfkd

[05:53:32] Raccoon Recon : oh god that's
beautiful

[23:20:46] Dark_Requiem : (( don't disown me
c-box
[23:21:06] YanniMorePlz : ((the c-box
does not forgive

[00:14:41 19/07/10] BewilderMe : [[ They cast magic misstle at the sarkness
[00:14:48 19/07/10] BewilderMe : *darkness
[00:14:49 19/07/10] @ InkAbyss : ((XDDD
[00:14:53 19/07/10] BewilderMe : *missle
[00:15:00 19/07/10] Raccoon Recon : ((hfjdhfkjsd ffffff
[00:15:06 19/07/10] BewilderMe : [[ ffff I AM TO KNOW ENGLISH GOOD.

[01:12:31] YanniMorePlz : ((lol i like where this is going, were quite the educatied group of survivors lol
[01:12:47] YanniMorePlz : ((EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MY SPELLING *facepalm*

In Response to This





[03:16:50] @ Kurr : ....well. As for lil miss Harajuku back there, I WILL TAKE HER AS MY WIFE. D//8

[03:16:58] @ Kurr : OR RATHER MY HUSBAND I GUESS

[03:17:00] @ Kurr : WHATEVER

[03:17:02] @ Kurr : SHE IS AWESOME

[03:17:10] BewilderMe : I think she'll take you AS HER BITCH

[03:17:38] @ Kurr : ....

[03:17:47] @ Kurr : I feel strangely comfortable with this.

[15:58:25] @ InkAbyss : DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP
[15:58:33] @ InkAbyss : XDDDDDDDD
[15:58:34] @ Kurr : LOL
[15:58:40] @ Kurr : LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[15:58:56] @ Kurr : THAT IS THE
STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
[15:59:01] @ Kurr : AND I LOVE
IT
[15:59:05] @ CenturioSenex : oh god it's a
derptrain
[15:59:23] BewilderMe : jhasjfhsjkf
[15:59:26] BewilderMe : I come back to
this
[15:59:28] BewilderMe : the fuck?
[15:59:31] BewilderMe : *laughing*
[15:59:38] @ Kurr : yes, WELCOME
[15:59:44] @ InkAbyss : THE MAGIC OF BB
CODE 8D
[16:00:01] @ Kurr : A SCROLLING
BILLBOARD OF STUPID
[16:00:25] BewilderMe : IT'S LIKE
LISTENING TO ALL THE STUPIDS OF DIRGE TALK
[16:00:26] BewilderMe : AT ONCE

[18:55:05] @ InkAbyss : WHICH IS NORMALLY
TRYE BUT IN DIRGE IT IS NOT
[18:55:11] @ InkAbyss : *ture
[18:55:16] @ InkAbyss : fdshakfls
[18:55:18] @ InkAbyss : *TRUE
[18:55:21] Raccoon Recon : fffff
[18:56:11] Raccoon Recon : HEY, MAN, I HEARD
YOU LIKE TYPOS SO WE PUT A TYPO IN YOUR TYPO SO YOU CAN TPYO WHILE YOU
TOYP TYPO

[03:34:49 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : I don't think
[03:34:59 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((Damnit enter key))
[03:35:03 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((pfffft))
[03:35:32 05/08/10] BewilderMe : [[ *snerks* having problems?
[03:35:38 05/08/10] BewilderMe : No, you don't think.
[03:36:20 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : *forgot where he was going with that, apparently. Grins doofily* ....Nope!
[03:36:51 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Watch out, you'll start thinking
[03:37:01 05/08/10] BewilderMe : and not even realize you're doing it *spooky voice*
[03:38:17 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : Too late, I can already hear the gears turning in there. *taps the side of his head*
[03:39:01 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Oh no! WE have to save you from your own miiiind!
[03:39:14 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Quick, we must operate!
[03:40:02 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : *gasp* Oh no, an operation? Doctor, do you think I'll survive?
[03:40:32 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Not if I can help it!
[03:40:54 05/08/10] BewilderMe : *pokes Theo with a grin* Is this where I tell you I'm really a proctologist?
[03:41:25 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((Hahahaha and suddenly "Where Is My Mind?" comes on))
[03:42:02 05/08/10] BewilderMe : [[ *laughs*
[03:43:30 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : "Not
if I can help it?" What, are you trying to kill me? *snerks and pokes
back at Bridhe* Dunno, depends on which sopa opera plot we're going by.
[03:44:18 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Dirge of our lives.
[03:44:32 05/08/10] BewilderMe : You're going to find out that I am really my evil twin sister
[03:45:37 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : I knew you were a lady all along!
[03:45:57 05/08/10] BewilderMe : And that I am pregnant with your baby-- What?
[03:46:11 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Do I need to teabag you, Theo?
[03:46:54 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : *just laaaaaaughs* Is that any way for the mother of my child to talk?
[03:47:59 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Naw, I guess not. Just wait until the real Bridhe comes back and tries to kill me and take my place.
[03:49:29 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : Do I get to find out in time and cause a big ramatic scene by interrupting everything?
[03:49:41 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : Or is that when I'm scheduled for a coma?
[03:50:20 05/08/10] BewilderMe : No the coma happens when I go into labor
[03:50:39 05/08/10] BewilderMe : You'll get hit on the back of the head by a jealous ex
[03:50:59 05/08/10] BewilderMe : and they will console me before kidnapping our child and taking off to Mexico
[03:51:32 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : And then I get amnesia, right?
[03:51:53 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Yeah
[03:52:03 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : And fall in love with real/evil you.
[03:52:20 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Fff yeah.
[03:52:35 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : And you have to save the baby, and stop us from getting married...
[03:52:36 05/08/10] BewilderMe : And our child turns up on television as some big star
[03:53:16 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Only to be intercepted by Eamon who tells everyone I murdered my ex-girlfriend in a fit of rage
[03:53:31 05/08/10] BewilderMe : We should write this shit down
[03:53:52 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : Hahahaha
[03:54:26 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : But Eamon's only jealous because he wanted to date your ex in the first place
[03:54:45 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : Really, she's on a research trip to the nort pole studying whales
[03:54:56 05/08/10] BewilderMe : With Mika and Eva.
[03:55:07 05/08/10] BewilderMe : And they have a menage trois
[03:55:24 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : And adopt our Mexican baby
[03:55:54 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Who runs away from home to live with Luke.
[03:56:38 05/08/10] BewilderMe : And after having a kid I won't be able to afford plastic surgery because the ratings are so low
[03:56:44 05/08/10] BewilderMe : and I will be delegated to the grandmother role
[03:57:02 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : Pffffft
[03:57:22 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : Dispensing wisdom and trickery, depending on who you like at the moment
[03:57:43 05/08/10] BewilderMe : And you will run off with my hot latino cabana boy
[03:58:20 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : Who is really Sade in disguise
[03:58:58 05/08/10] BewilderMe : *snerks*
[03:59:04 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Sade won't ever tan
[03:59:10 05/08/10] BewilderMe : he'd end up a frecklefuck like us.
[03:59:24 05/08/10] BewilderMe : Could you imagine in him a little gold lame speedo?
[03:59:30 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : PFfffft hahahaha
[04:00:01 05/08/10] ZygomaticProcess : That's what gives him away, the inability ot come in contact with sunlight without sprouting new freckles

.....so proud you saved this. Forever. <3

[18:27:25] teadrinker : GAAh
[18:27:26] teadrinker : I WANT
[18:27:30] teadrinker : I JUST WANG TO NOM SOMETHING

[17:38:05 09/08/10] @ Kurr : THE RAIN IS SO LOUD AND I HAVE OPENED ALL MY WINDOWS TO LISTEN TO IT, AND IT IS MY SOUNDTRACK OF NOWNESS, AND HURR. <3
[17:38:53 09/08/10] xsparky : DAMN. THAT IS, LIKE, POETIC.
[17:39:25 09/08/10] @ Kurr : IT WAS THE "HURR", WASN'T IT SPARKY. THE "HURR" BROUGHT IT ALL TOGETHER.
[17:40:04 09/08/10] xsparky : YEAH, IM PRETTY SURE THATS HOW EDGAR ALLEN POE ENDED ALL HIS VERSES, TOO. WITH A HURR.
[17:40:16 09/08/10] @ Kurr : jfdhgbhj
[17:41:17 09/08/10] xsparky : QUOTE THE RAVEN, NEVERHURR.

[09:50:34] @ InkAbyss : YOU SHOULD BED DEZZZZ
[09:50:36] Peachpunk : these people are retarded
[09:50:43] YanniMorePlz : he needs a new russian hat made from bear furr
[09:50:45] @ InkAbyss : ... Taken out of context that is a silly thing

[03:19:22] BewilderMe : What does Ev want?
[03:19:25] ZygomaticProcess : BIRTHDAYS? I hope they are enjoyable!
[03:19:31] mythee : Do you want an eyebud? 8'DD
[03:19:33] Raccoon Recon : a douchebag

[03:19:44] @ Kurr : X,,D
[03:19:46] xsparky : I like douchebags XD
[03:19:48] Raccoon Recon : hfjahskfd DON'T WANT A DOUCHEBAG, THAT'D NOT WHAT I MEANT
[03:19:51] Raccoon Recon : hfajkshfkjkfs
[03:19:56] Raccoon Recon : FUCKING LAG