Memorable quotes thread

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EV HAVE SOME AWKWARD LAG KAY? XD

THANKS ASSWADS <<<333

IT'S BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW IT <3333

[16:47:44] BewilderMe : DIIIIIICK



[16:50:31] @ CenturioSenex : ...

[16:50:35] @ CenturioSenex : no it's Duck.

[16:51:45] BewilderMe : ..

[16:51:50] BewilderMe : Duke.

[16:52:05] @ CenturioSenex : or that...

[08:18:06] CenturioSenex has joined the chat on Tue 24 Aug 2010 - 8:18

[08:20:13] @ CenturioSenex : BEWARE I HUNGER

[08:20:57] Kurr has joined the chat on Tue 24 Aug 2010 - 8:20

[08:21:05] @ Kurr : EAT TOAST.

[08:21:10] @ Kurr : GOODMORNING. <3

[08:23:03] @ CenturioSenex : HELLO

[08:23:06] @ CenturioSenex : I AM

[08:23:09] Kurr is Disconnected on Tue 24 Aug 2010 - 8:23

[08:23:12] Kurr has joined the chat on Tue 24 Aug 2010 - 8:23

[08:23:12] @ CenturioSenex : GOING TO EAT SOMETHING YES

[08:23:19] @ CenturioSenex : ... D:

[08:23:24] @ Kurr : EXCELLENT.

[08:23:25] @ CenturioSenex : I ate you ):

[08:23:32] @ Kurr : .....

[08:23:46] @ CenturioSenex : ) :

[08:23:46] @ Kurr : ....your stomach looks a lot like my bedroom. o3o

I wasn't here for this but I laughed at it in the archives:


[01:13:04 25/08/10] YanniMorePlz : ((BRIDHE
SENSES ARE TINGLING... he clamps his butt shut
[01:13:25 25/08/10] BewilderMe : [[ JASHFJKDSJF

[23:43:57] Raccoon Recon : *TUGS ON SKULL HELM*
[23:44:10] YanniMorePlz : PENIS
[23:44:12] Raccoon Recon : I WILL EAT THAT FISH RAW B8<
[23:44:14] Raccoon Recon : hfjkahjkhskjhd

[21:16:16] @ Kurr : there is a pair of scissors and a razor in my bed REMOVING THOSE NOW SO I DON'T PASS OUT AND WAKE UP DEAD LATER
[21:16:43] Raccoon Recon : FFFFFFF
[21:16:44] Raccoon Recon : D'8
[21:16:51] Raccoon Recon : THAT WOULD BE BAD
[21:17:08] BewilderMe : INDEED
[21:17:13] BewilderMe : YOU ARE NOT EMO KUTT
[21:17:14] @ Kurr : I WOULD BE DEPRESSED, YEAH.
[21:17:16] BewilderMe : KURR
[21:17:21] @ Kurr : ......kutt.
[21:17:25] BewilderMe : THAT TYPO IS IRONIN AND AMUSING
[21:17:31] BewilderMe : fucj me
[21:17:33] BewilderMe : jsajklfsdklfj
[21:17:38] Raccoon Recon : ....
[21:17:41] @ Kurr : NOW IT'S IRONIN'.
[21:17:57] BewilderMe : aklsj;lkf I hate you
[21:17:59] @ Kurr : THAT TYPO IS AN EMO HOUSEWIFE, YES MA'AM.

[16:34:54 04/09/10] @ CenturioSenex : YES

[16:34:59 04/09/10] @ CenturioSenex : GO

[16:35:12 04/09/10] @ Kurr : GOOD

[16:35:13 04/09/10] @ Kurr : I WILL

[16:35:17 04/09/10] @ Kurr : CAUSE I'M GOING

[16:35:24 04/09/10] @ Kurr : SO YEAH

[16:38:20 04/09/10] @ Kurr : *throws down a smoke bomb and is suddenly consumed in a massive wave of pink glitter that surrounds her like a fairy princess but not before she slowly puts on her sunglasses and a lense flare hits them just perfectly also I'm holding a bunny and petting it like those bad guys pet those cats and there are 12 swords on my back because I am prepared and the glitter finally consumes me and I disappeasr as "Don't Stop Believing" seems to echo on the wind*

[03:17:15 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : *Triedsmile*
[03:17:25 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((...*tired.
[03:17:31 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[....tiredtried. It is back.
[03:17:34 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[<3
[03:17:37 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((DON'T.FUCKING. SAY. ANYTHING.
[03:17:46 12/09/10] @ InkAbyss : ((LOLOLOLOL
[03:17:49 12/09/10] xsparky : ((sdhfjhsdg
[03:17:54 12/09/10] xsparky : ((CURSESSSS
[03:18:00 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((FHJASHFKJSDGDI KURR. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THOR OR LOKI
[03:18:03 12/09/10] @ CenturioSenex : ((YOU NEVER FAIL US EV<3
[03:18:07 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[SDFBHSDJFBHJFSDBHJFDBHJS TOO LATE SORRY I LOVE YOU HUUR DURP *divesunder coffee table* 8,,D
[03:18:10 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((IWILL FUCK YOU
[03:18:14 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((ALLOF YOU
[03:18:29 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((foghfghfhahahaha))
[03:18:32 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[*NOPE. THE COFFEE TABLE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE*
[03:18:34 12/09/10] @ InkAbyss : ((OOHBABY I'LL GET MY ORGY PANTS
[03:18:50 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((THAT'SNOT A CONDOM, ABBY
[03:19:07 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((MYINVISDICK IS MIGHTER THAN THAT TABLE
[03:19:16 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((WOODVS. WOOD
[03:19:28 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((oh gosthere's still crazy!Ben vibe leftover hfjsdakfsd
[03:19:32 12/09/10] @ CenturioSenex : ((she's got leftover benrabies
[03:19:34 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[brb
[03:19:36 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((GOD.GOD TOO.
[03:19:37 12/09/10] @ CenturioSenex : (9ASGSDFGS HIVEMIND
[03:19:39 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[d-deading
[03:19:51 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((% DDD
[03:20:06 12/09/10] xsparky : ((XD
[03:20:59 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((ahghghfaahhaha Abby is dragging herself away across the floor "I AM AFAILURE AS A FATHER AND A SON"))
[03:21:25 12/09/10] @ CenturioSenex : ((FUCK YOU GUYS I CAN'T LAUGH OLD PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING
[03:21:47 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((she'sjust sputtering and wandering away for a second xD))
[03:22:08 12/09/10] xsparky : ((dggegsd X''D
[03:22:12 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((I WIN IWIN I WIN I WIN. YOU BITCHES BETTER BUT THIS IN QUOTES
[03:22:17 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : (("THESECOOKIES ARE OLD. FUCK THESE COOKIES. JESUS CHRIST"))
[03:22:19 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : (( B8<
[03:22:41 12/09/10] xsparky : ((but it in the quotes
[03:22:55 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((...BUTT IT SO I CAN CORK IT
[03:23:06 12/09/10] xsparky : ((X''D
[03:23:23 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((FUCKYOU GUYS, IT'S DARK AND I'M COLD AND OH MY GOD WHEN DID IT TURN INTO3:30?
[03:23:32 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((Iwish I had the words to describe this))
[03:23:43 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((whatis going on in this apartment right now))
[03:24:19 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((TELLKURR I LOVE HER. IN A TENDER, YET BLOODY WAY <3
[03:24:43 12/09/10] @ CenturioSenex : ((YOU ARE AN AWFUL PERSON HONEY
[03:25:00 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[I'M SITTING ON A BOX OF COOKIES AND MY NOSE IS SOBBING. AND I'MRUBBING MY FACE IN THE CARPET. THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THISAPARTMENT
[03:25:16 12/09/10] xsparky : ((...lovely XD
[03:25:18 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((butsomehow even more magical))
[03:25:26 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((OH BABY<3
[03:27:04 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[jsdhbfdsj and Angie just took the cookies away after I said to her"DO YOU WANT TO THAMPLE MY THWEET THENSUAL COOKIES. <3"
[03:27:19 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((THEYWERE BUTT COOKIES))
[03:27:20 12/09/10] @ Kurr : [[I AM COMPOSED NOW, I SWEAR IT.
[03:27:46 12/09/10] xsparky : ((XD
[03:27:57 12/09/10] @ CenturioSenex : ((you DESTROYED Kurr
[03:28:49 12/09/10] ZygomaticProcess : ((weare just a pile of tard and derp over here))
[03:29:52 12/09/10] RaccoonRecon : ((*NOTGLOATING. NOPE. NOT AT ALLLL <3*

16:53:14] @ InkAbyss : o3o.

[16:53:23] @ CenturioSenex : [url=FISSION MAILED FISSION MAILED FISSION MAILED]Like seriously it's hilarious[/url].

[16:53:25] @ CenturioSenex : ......

[16:53:35] Raccoon Recon : ....

[16:53:38] @ CenturioSenex : that was the worst time for my copypaste to fail.

[16:53:39] Raccoon Recon : FISSION MAILED.

[16:53:44] Raccoon Recon : 8DDDD.

[16:53:50] Xenomorph-Queen : FISSION MAILED.

[16:53:54] * CenturioSenex repeatedly headdesks.

[21:31:12] @ Kurr : ASDVGHASDGHA SHHHHHHH JACK, YOU KNOW I CAN'T NSOELL

[21:31:17] Raccoon Recon : % DDD

[21:31:18] @ Kurr : CAN'T

[21:31:20] @ Kurr : SPELL

[21:31:26] @ Kurr : IT'S NOT MY

[21:31:28] Raccoon Recon : NSOELL

[21:31:30] @ Kurr : SHUT

[21:43:11] @ InkAbyss : *is oddly not hungry -3-

[21:43:15] @ Kurr : "IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE [hey yahh!]" Dx<

[21:43:25] @ CenturioSenex : your body is eating itself

[21:43:38] @ Kurr : I'm eating you.

[21:43:44] @ Kurr : With my mind.

[21:43:46] @ Kurr : 8|

[21:43:53] Raccoon Recon : I'm eating your dog

[21:43:57] Raccoon Recon : Right now

[21:44:01] Raccoon Recon : I'm in Korea

[21:44:33] @ Kurr : I'm eating Korea.

[21:44:39] @ Kurr : Inside of a dog.

[21:44:40] Raccoon Recon : ...

[21:44:41] @ Kurr : A big one.

[01:41:02] @ Kurr : [[ djhfbjs. Torren: "TREES. DRILL A HOLE. FUCK IT THERE. B|"

[20:07:03] YanniMorePlz : damn girl, i think you have been in your bed the last few weeks and your mind got up and left
[20:07:29] @ Kurr : WHERE DID IOT GOT
[20:07:34] @ Kurr : I WANT IT BACK
[20:07:35] @ Kurr : I
[20:07:40] @ Kurr : *IT
[20:07:42] @ Kurr : *GO
[20:07:48] @ Kurr : kjsdnfjsk sob, what.

[05:31:39] @ CenturioSenex : DIEEEEEEEE D:

[05:31:48] @ CenturioSenex : /REZ CAST REZ CAST REZ AAAAAAAA

[05:32:13] YanniMorePlz : your rez's are no match for my death star!

[05:32:22] YanniMorePlz : *drops death star on Dez head*

[05:32:29] @ CenturioSenex : fu--

[05:32:38] CenturioSenex is Disconnected on Wed 15 Sep 2010 - 5:32 : death by deathstar

[05:32:40] YanniMorePlz : not even gunna fire the lazor

[05:32:48] CenturioSenex has joined the chat on Wed 15 Sep 2010 - 5:32

[05:32:48] YanniMorePlz : just gunna.... oh shit

[05:33:01] YanniMorePlz : that was super effective

[23:15:53] Raccoon Recon has joined the chat on Thu 16 Sep 2010 - 23:15

[23:16:01] @ InkAbyss : HAI EV!

[23:16:06] @ CenturioSenex : HI EV

[23:16:16] @ Kurr : HEY EV BEV. <3

[23:16:09] Raccoon Recon : My salami...

[23:16:17] Raccoon Recon : It's blowing in the wind D'8

[23:16:22] @ Kurr : ...

[23:16:24] @ CenturioSenex : .....

[23:16:31] Xenomorph-Queen : PFFFT what?

[23:16:33] @ Kurr : That there's some majestic meat. 8T

[07:40:46] @ Kurr : [[ THIS ENDS HHHHHHERE.

[07:40:56] YanniMorePlz : (( *punches mer in the face*

[07:41:00] kurr has been kicked by CenturioSenex

[07:41:02] Kurr has joined the chat on Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:41 am

NONONO THE WHOLE STORY.





[07:39:08] YanniMorePlz : FALL-ed BACK *runs away and exploads behind brackets again*

[07:39:18] YanniMorePlz : ((booom-ed

[07:39:25] @ Kurr : OH N-NO YOU DON'T------ B8<

[07:40:02] @ Kurr : [[*dives back into the brackets, screaming like a metal banshee, SWINGING MJOLNIR AROUND HIS HEAD AND DEFYING PHYSICS*

[07:40:19] @ Kurr : [[ YANNI---C-C-CONRAD

[07:40:35] @ Kurr : [[ YOU WILL PAY FOR TAPING ME TO THE WALL

[07:40:46] @ Kurr : [[ THIS ENDS HHHHHHERE.

[07:40:56] YanniMorePlz : (( *punches mer in the face*

[07:41:00] kurr has been kicked by CenturioSenex

[07:41:02] Kurr has joined the chat on Fri 17 Sep 2010 - 7:41

[07:41:02] YanniMorePlz : ((shut up you to suck at fighting*

[07:41:12] YanniMorePlz : ((.... wut

[07:41:12] @ CenturioSenex : (( ... I thought that wouldn't work

[07:41:16] @ Kurr : ........

[07:41:18] YanniMorePlz : ((...

[07:41:25] ZygomaticProcess : ((...ahahahaha))

[07:41:26] YanniMorePlz : ((I HAVE THE MOST POWERFULL FIST IN TEH WORLD

[07:41:30] YanniMorePlz : ((YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[07:41:35] YanniMorePlz : (((AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[07:41:41] @ Kurr : [[ HE NEEDED THAT 8,D

[07:41:48] @ CenturioSenex : (( oh fuck what have I done

[07:41:54] BewilderMe : [[ *laughing so hard*

[07:41:55] @ Kurr : [[ ....... ]8<

[07:42:08] ZygomaticProcess : ((you've given russia the power))

[07:42:16] ZygomaticProcess : ((now we're all fucked))

[07:42:12] @ Kurr : [[ *THE RAGE. HAS NOT BEEN SOOTHED. IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST*

[07:42:14] YanniMorePlz : ((*punches Russia... all of russia, the whole fucking world*



[07:42:21] @ Kurr : [[ ....

[07:42:26] yannimoreplz has been kicked by CenturioSenex

[07:42:32] YanniMorePlz has joined the chat on Fri 17 Sep 2010 - 7:42

[07:42:33] @ CenturioSenex : (( he punched himself too

[00:40:19] Kalcurz : Testing testing: Insert Epic Pokemon music

[00:40:21] Kurr has been disconnected the Sun 19 Sep 2010 - 0:40 (session timeout)

[00:40:56] Kalcurz : Awesome

[00:40:58] xsparky : Fab owo

[00:41:22] Raccoon Recon : YOU DONE KILLED KURR. YOU MONSTER

[00:41:24] Raccoon Recon : <3

[00:14:28] DaJiboo : * quietly, Rusty is oiling his codpiece. He will see his own face in it... yes he will!

[05:42:19] BewilderMe : NOBODY OWNS ME
[05:42:21] BewilderMe : I AM BRIDHE
[05:42:35] BewilderMe : FREE AS THE WIND AND CAPRICIOUS AS A MONKEY ON ACID.

[04:55:53 01/10/10] @ CenturioSenex : DON'T BACK UP YOUR ASSES TO THE WALL, I AM WAITING BUT I'M HATING WHAT I'M WAITING FOR
[04:56:06 01/10/10] DaJiboo : A gloryhole?
[04:56:06 01/10/10] @ CenturioSenex : *MANIC GRIN*
[04:56:23 01/10/10] BewilderMe : Nice.
[04:56:28 01/10/10] @ CenturioSenex : ... what the FUCK is a glory hole, some kind of golf secret ninja move
[04:56:34 01/10/10] xsparky : fghe X'D
[04:56:38 01/10/10] @ CenturioSenex : B\
[04:56:41 01/10/10] DaJiboo : OMG YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS
[04:56:51 01/10/10] BewilderMe : . . .
[04:57:03 01/10/10] BewilderMe : *facepalm*
[04:57:22 01/10/10] @ CenturioSenex : I was afraid of that. *deadpan*
[04:58:05 01/10/10] BewilderMe : Which is why we don't have any gloryholes in the pit

[07:23:22] ZygomaticProcess : sfdgsfgs oh jesus Abby just grabbed a shot of vodka that had been sitting in the fridge and downed it and made the most horrified face: "THIS TASTES LIKE THINGS FROM THE FRIDGE. THIS TASTES LIKE MEAT. I TOOK A SHOT OF MEAT"