Dirge Dressing Room

( Here's how it works... if you're waiting on someone in the main RP, you can post here for fun. Characters can interact with any other characters, can be out of character, exaggerated, posts don't have to be long and it's not "canon" per se.

LET THE EXCECUTION BEGIN %D )

8DDD I LOVE THESE SORT OF THREADS~~~


Caddie: .........Yeah no thanks--

Cyrus: *runs into dressing room door* GODDAMNIT!

Epic: *steps out over Cyrus, wearing a dressing room door costume* I HAVE SLAIN THE BEAST! 8D

[/crack]

Caddie: *resigns to sitting in the corner, watching as quietly as possible in an attempt to be LEFT ALONE* |T

IT'S BUGMAANNN! *struggles out of costume and goes clamp onto one of Jask's chains*

Epic: Wow, the weather up here is pretty nice. BD HEY JASK, LET'S DO THE PLANE, THE PLANE! OvO *flails arms*

Epic: NEeeeeAARARRWwwwwwwrroooo~~~~ ENEMY FIGHTER SPOTTED! *points to Caddie* DRATTATATATATATAAA! [/machine gun sound]

Cyrus: *GRUMPS* Shut up you all sound like idiots. *folds arms and sits on ground*

Jez: *watches from the corner wide eyed*

Epic: NO, NOIR!- THOSE WERE THE KEYWORDS TO THE SELFDESTRUCT IN MY TICK- *EXPLODES AND SPLATTERS ALL OVER EVERYONE IN A STICKY MESS*

[Ahahahaaa have I traumatized you yet XDD UNPARALLELED CRACK SLAUGHTER AND BRUTALITY]

*SLAM*
The door to the room slams shut as a figure that had been standing next to it puts himself between the room and the exit. A man in what appears to be a rusty suit of mismatched armor unsheathes his sword, pointing it directly at Noir as she parades around the room with the child's corpse.

"Foul Witch! Ye shalt not leave this room until the childe has been avenged!!!!"

The obviously crazy man breaks off the doorknob with a deft swipe of his small round shield, advancing with sword still pointed at Noir's throat.

"By my righteous blade, be purged!"

He now charges right past Faust, armor clanking, dirt and dust pouring out of his armor like a cloud of smoke surrounding him.

Cyrus: What just happ- HEY I'M NOT AN OLD MAN DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Jez: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE EXPLODED!!! DDDD888 W-wait! No! I don't want a check-up *feebly clings to ground*

Pieces/blood of Epic: *oozes down walls and forms puddles and stuff*

(What? I can't exactly do anything else right now D8)

(hey, it's your own damn fault for making yourself explode...)

Rusty stops dead in his tracks as Noir takes refuge behind Cyrus, you can almost see his eyes widen underneath the helmet slits.
[RUSTY VISION] !!!! GIANT MAGGOTS TRYING TO EAT CHUUUUU !!!! [/RUSTY VISION]
"So the witch is in cahoots with the demon, now! You shall all taste my steel-flavored JUSTICE!!!"

With this, the knight begins swinging wildly at monsters that aren't there. The dust and dirt from his armor quickly forms a cloud around him, and from the sounds and grunting it is quite obvious the man is fighting no one but himself. The cloud of dust is rapidly spreading, providing an excellent opportunity for anyone to escape.

Except the doorknob's broken. So only someone strong enough to smash the door could escape.

Cayenne: *monitoring from screen in one of the Stalker hideouts* What is going on in there :T ...And who put a selfdestruct in Epic's bracelet. *frowns, fingering shotgun*

*reboots the Dressing room*

Epic: *bursts through the door, tears of happiness.* EVERYONE, A JOYOUS ANNOUNCEMENT FOR US ALL! I HAVE FOUND A COMPUTER STORE AND RETURNED WITH... A WORKING LAPTOP. *MUY DRAMATICO HALO AROUND THE LAPTOP SHINING EVERYWHERE ANGELS SINGING AAAAA then Jackal goes into seizure*

I HAVE ALSO GOT.... *VIDEO GAMES SPILL OUT OF PLASTIC BAG*